Welcome to my blog! My name is Carri Daze but you call just call me Carri. You might have noticed I reblog random things. I don't reblog only certain things. In fact, this blog doesn't follow a certain theme. Enough about that though. Go ahead and talk to me. Hit that ask button and ask away. Submit whatever you want me to post! I love talking and meeting new people! Have a nice day! Love you!
do you know how fucking hard it is to carry a heavy ass water jug when you only have two goat feet? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW???!!!!!
homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore